You’re watching PSG’s 4-0 win… but the kid who trained at Sheffield’s backstreet academy? He’s not scoring goals—he’s predicting them. xG doesn’t care about your hype. It just whispers: ‘Pass accuracy under pressure > charisma.’ We bought the drama. The real victory? When the 17-year-old midfielder finally gets his next pass… and nobody cheers. Just silence. And data.

What’s your excuse? Still scrolling? 😅