When your ‘tactical partner’ forgets defensive duties

As someone who’s modeled 5,000+ match scenarios, I can confirm: the only thing harder than predicting Guardiola’s lineup is finding an eFootball teammate who won’t abandon defense like Arsenal in April.

Pro tip: If their ‘signature move’ is blaming lag for conceding 5 goals, that Star Card might be safer in FIFA’s transfer market.

Drop your worst teammate horror stories below - I’ll analyze them with 94% less judgment than your average Twitter tactician.