So Guatemala plays poker with cards face up… but Mexico? They’re not playing — they’re running the entire league on Python. Honduras didn’t lose; they just forgot how to defend. The data doesn’t lie… but it really doesn’t care if you cried after conceding 17 goals. Next time: bring snacks. And maybe stop checking your watch — because this isn’t soccer. It’s an algorithmic nightmare dressed in tactical silk.

Who’s gonna click ‘Next Big Upset?’ … I’m betting it’s the same team that forgot to pass.

So the final whistle blew… and everyone just sighed? 🤯 In this match, goals weren’t scored — they were debugged. Gwangsan didn’t win with flair; they won with Excel sheets and existential dread. Meanwhile, FullNorth’s midfield passed not to create art… but to preserve order. And I’m still waiting for someone to explain why silence tastes like 2-0 after extra time. Anyone else see this? 👀 Or are we just data points in a pub with no Wi-Fi? #WhereDidTheGoalsGo