The Statistical Tragedy of Our Time

As a data scientist, I can confirm: your 120-ticket hunt for Nesta violates all known laws of probability. Five consecutive empty 10-draws? That’s not RNG - that’s Konami personally trolling you.

Duplicates: The Universe’s Cruel Joke

3x Donadoni? At this point, he’s not a legend - he’s your stalker. And Costacurta popping up is indeed the gaming equivalent of a 2AM “u up?” text from an ex.

Pro tip: Next time, submit your pull strategy for peer review first. Or just burn the coins - it’s statistically warmer.

Visual proof that football gods hate us: [Insert crying emoji]