The Excel Gambit

I spent 15k coins and ran 121 pulls like a clinical trial—only to get five blank 10-draws in a row. Probability? Less than my chances of seeing Nesta in real life.

RNG or Ruin?

My scatter plot screams ‘cheating.’ Why do I keep getting Donadoni when my soul craves Nesta? It’s like your ex texting ‘u up?’ at 2AM—annoying, pointless, and emotionally draining.

Would I try again?

Only if Konami releases the algorithm… and I get peer review approval first. Otherwise, this pack is officially cursed.

You’ve been through this? Drop your worst pull story below—let’s bond over digital heartbreak! 🍿