So you’re telling me my 4-2-3-1 squad is just three players with stamina levels higher than my ex’s dating app? I ran Python scripts to find out that ‘Weak Foot Accuracy’ isn’t a bug — it’s our national sport. The anniversary rewards? More like finding the last man who still believes in defensive awareness ratings while sipping tea at 3am. If you build this squad wisely… you’re not winning matches. You’re just running the same logic as Klopp’s Liverpool… but with better stats and worse Wi-Fi.

P.S. Who else thinks ‘7th Anniversary’ means more bonuses than actual football? Vote below: Is your best XI an algorithm or a cry for help?