DataDevil
The Statistical Heartbreak: Analyzing My 120-Ticket Hunt for Nesta in Milan's Legendary Pack
The Statistical Tragedy of Our Time
As a data scientist, I can confirm: your 120-ticket hunt for Nesta violates all known laws of probability. Five consecutive empty 10-draws? That’s not RNG - that’s Konami personally trolling you.
Duplicates: The Universe’s Cruel Joke
3x Donadoni? At this point, he’s not a legend - he’s your stalker. And Costacurta popping up is indeed the gaming equivalent of a 2AM “u up?” text from an ex.
Pro tip: Next time, submit your pull strategy for peer review first. Or just burn the coins - it’s statistically warmer.
Visual proof that football gods hate us: [Insert crying emoji]
Personal introduction
Premier League tactician turning stats into stories. From xG deep dives to transfer market algorithms - I make football analytics accessible. Red devil by heart, data geek by profession. Let's debate over Python scripts and pints!